…so here’s a picture of William Howard Taft:
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Taft had a pretty sweet mustache.
Specifically, he had the LAST sweet mustache.
Oh, I dunno. Eugene Hutz and Gary Tyrrell might have something to say about that.
His was the last of a long and storied line of killer Presidential mustaches.
Ohh, I’d Taft that.
He looks like a grinning walrus.
(goo goo ga choob)
My friend, when commenting on the immensity of a person, will say, “He’s not just fat, he’s Taft fat.”
He didn’t get stuck in that bathtub. The bathtub was getting lonely and didn’t want to let a man with such a great mustache go.
You know, General Burnside (a general for the Union during the CIvil War in the UNited States) had this RIDICULOUS mustache. The Sideburn was named after him.
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